February 2012
9 posts
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
January 2012
17 posts
So apparently this picture of Gian and I got...
bbossa:
That’s just how we roll.
Its what we do.
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
27 posts
What if there was a Black Friday sale at the dollar store.
They are censoring my life
I texted my friend to take pictures of the notes we took in class.
Its been like two hours and I see her tweeting pictures of herself.
Ok I c how it is.
Does this look unsure to you
Being suspended for something I didnt do and taking the blame because I had no other choice is fucking ridiculous.
My school’s administration is fucking whack.
My auntie got a iPhone 4s and Siri cant understand her because of her strong Filipino accent.
Its probably the saddest thing Ive ever seen.
Erich playing COD.
*guy dies*
Guy: oh my god suck my dick
Erich: That can be arranged.
How my mom explains daylight savings.
If its the fall, we fall back an hour!
If its the spring, we spring forward!
Im an amazing salesman.
Kid: How much is the sweater?
Me: $50
Kid: 50 BUCKS?!?! Can I get one for free?
Me: Ok lets make a deal, if you donate $50, I'll give it to you for free.
Wow I waited 15 min for a video to load on my dash and I accidentally refreshed the page. fml.
I want to delete this, but I dont want to at the same time.
Secret to getting good grades →
I want a realistic painting of myself sitting on a chair, wearing a robe, with a cat on my lap, and a cigar in my hand.
yes.
Why do almond joys exist.
NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!